Wednesday, May 30, 2007

What do I need?

There's a game going around on the internet. You google your name, in conjunction with "needs" and relate what the world wide web says you need. Apparently, in no particular order, here are a few of the things "Larry needs."
  1. Larry needs a lifetime supply of calcium supplement.
  2. Larry needs a beating.
  3. Larry needs to find several women. (I'm afraid this is from the game, "Leisure Suit Larry.")
  4. Larry needs computer help.
  5. Larry needs to stop trying to keep up with the Joneses.
  6. Larry needs dental surgery and a somewhat complicated neuter before he can be placed in a permanent home. (please, please, please be about a dog!)
  7. Larry needs love, too.
  8. Larry needs some financial help.
  9. Larry needs to get in shape. (Boy, do I!)
  10. Larry needs to stick to stand-up comedy. (this would be the Cable Guy)

2 comments:

bekster said...

Hey, yours are pretty good. I think they are a little kinder than mine. No one said you need a "bullet in the head," and, although you apparently need a beating, who's to say that's not a beating at Chess or Checkers (or Trivial Pursuit, which is not likely to happen)...

Tom said...

Lifetime supply of calcim supplement sounds about right for you.